"I like being a woman even in a man’s world.
After all, men can’t wear dresses but we can wear the pants."
Whitney Huston. (via lovely—delight)
"Girl Speaks Gibberish With Perfect Accents To Show What Languages Sound Like To Foreigners"
I love this?
all i want to do right now is cuddle with my bf =/ 3 & 1/2 more weeks to go.
If you see something like this, DO NOT CALL AN EXTERMINATOR!
Call a beekeeper, they can relocate the hive instead of killing them. Bees are dying at an alarming rate, please do not contribute to that! They are so important for our ecosystem!
yo fuck this i aint gonna call no beekeeper i’m moving before i’m dead
I’m going to call an exterminator so the exterminator can kill them. I’ll be able to sleep at night knowing that there are less bees in the world.
No bees = no food.
No food = no life.
Congratulations on destroying the world.
Because you seem to not understand that bees pollinate flowers and literally bees are the reason we have food.
Did you guys even watch bee movie
you really really must call a bee keeper!
My family’s house had it’s entire attic taken over by bees one year. They slowly started appearing in the house, and then they were everywhere. We called a bee keeper, and he removed what he said was the largest domestic honeycomb/bee nest he’d ever seen. I was so terrified I’d gone to stay with a friend. My folks called me to meet the bee keeper, and he led me on the most magical journey through the house. He explained the bees were harmless if you move calmly through them and don’t swat at or harass them. He was only stung once because he accidentally put his hand down and smooshed one. The bees landed on me, walked a bit, then buzzed away. All honey combs and bees were safely removed and relocated. Call a bee keeper, they are awesome!
so yesterday i went out and had a little shopping spree. i’m in desperate need of smart casual and business casual outfits for this new job. i had some success but now i’m looking at the stuff i got and i’m like, i don’t want to wear this stuff i got it because i was like freaking out omg i need clothes to wear and i have to get everything that could possibly work!
so today is returns day lol anyone have any suggestions for good basics or office staples?
i’m pumped, let’s kill a dude. a mix for when you’re pumped. and you want to kill a dude. [listen]
i. this is war // 30 seconds to mars | ii. sleazy // ke$ha | iii. monster // kanye west, jay z, rick ross, nicki minaj, bon iver | iv. come baby come // k7 | v. murda bizness // iggy azalea ft. t.i. | vi. brooklyn go hard // jay z | vii. 212 // azalea banks ft. lazy jay | viii. shove it // santogold | ix. itty bitty piggy // nicki minaj | x. now i’m that bitch // livvi franc | xi. salute // little mix | xii. braveheart // neon jungle l |xiii. banji // sharaya j | xiv. get lucky // halestorm | xv. demons // sleigh bells
i really love this playlist
Anonymous asked: any fruits that you dont like much?
grapefruit. i’ve tried so hard for years to like it. i want to like it it looks good, but to me it tastes awful.
"If a woman wants to see the nature of a man, tell him “No.”"
Bev Jo (via marjchaos)
"To love someone else, you have to learn how to love yourself."
i literally said “wow” aloud. this. I finally feel comfortable with myself, but I really need to learn how to love other people. I’m done being selfish.
"Get in the shower if it all goes wrong"
the 1975 (via cigarattes)
always my motto.
does anything taste as good as fresh raspberries and pineapple?!